"You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black
guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the
U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to
war, and the three most powerful men in America are
named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

- Chris Rock